It’s official. Jersey Shore stars Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie “I Get in Fights and Call People Gay Slurs” Magro are done. Like, for good this time.

Well, until tomorrow when they get back together.

The couple’s famously tumultuous relationship, which any viewer of the show or celebrity gossip sites is familiar with, recently broke up again. And it’s ugly.

“Ronnie and Sammi are no longer together,” a source close to them says. “They got so angry that when they were in Vegas on March 6 that they demanded separate rooms, separate tables and wanted to be separate at all events.”

As if that weren’t enough, Ronnie Magro is taking to Twitter in a bid to torture Sammi: “Ronnie’s new thing is posting GTS on Twitter, which means GYM TAN SMUSH [sex]. He keeps maliciously putting it in his Tweets to upset her.”

Ronnie and Sammi in happier times. Just ignore Pauly D’s hair.

GTS, of course, is a play on GTL (gym, tan, laundry), one of The Situation quotes most often repeated in the months since Season 1 of Jersey Shore aired.

Thursday morning, Ronnie Tweeted, “Early morning GTS.. Busy day gonna be crazy….” Following up a while later with, “@Sn00ki … Come on Snooki u can never GTS to much (u kno that lol)… wooooo… 2 weeks, You ready? bc im not.”

That about sums it up right there.

“I’m sure he still has feelings for her because he is trying so hard to make her jealous,” the source says. “Ronnie is acting like he hates her, but I think it’s still love, you know those two things can be interchangeable a lot of the time.”

One thing is for certain? Season 2 rumbles!

“The new season is going to have a crazy amount of jealousy, you never know Sammi might even hook up with Mike this season,” the source says. “Drama.”

Well, there’s always Eclipse.

While Robert Pattinson fans are excited over that movie’s first official trailer, we have some sobering news: movie critics have responded harshly to the actor’s first starring role as an actual human being.

Most of the Remember Me reviews are more critical of the script and the story than of the performances by Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin, but the following excerpts can’t be what anyone associated with the film wishes to hear:

A small, dense chamber study of unhappy people looking for hope in the darkness, often literally. - Houston Chronicle

I hate the ending. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it more than Kim Basinger hates Alec Baldwin. I hate it more than Garfield hates Mondays.  - Wafflemovies.com

In Remember Me love means never having to say you’re sorry, particularly to the audience. - The New York Times

Remember Me represents Robert Pattinson’s attempt to prove he can do more than sparkle like a faux vampire, but the case he presents is not convincing. - ReelViews

If Remember Me is remembered for anything at all, other than being yet another Robert Pattinson vehicle, it will be for its over-the-top ending, which ranks high amongst the most shameless jerkers of tears ever unleashed upon lachrymose teens.  - The Toronto Star

There’s no shame in exploring tragedy through art. But exploiting it to make your very ordinary movie feel more important? That’s another story. - The New York Daily News

Mini-spoiler warning: The movie is set in 2001, soon after 9/11. It sounds like many critics take exception to the film’s depiction and possible manipulation of that tragic event in American history.

Remember Me opens today. Will you go see it this weekend? If so, write in and share your views with the THG world.

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