Reuters - LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)- British rocker Dave Stewart of Eurythmics fame will team with Oscar winner A.R. Rahman (”Slumdog Millionaire”) to write the score for “Street Dancing,” an against-all-odds movie set in the world of dance competitions held in Singapore and New York.

There are a lot of complete wackos out in the U.S. prison system, but very few of them (probably for the best) hand-write court papers and file lawsuits.

Jonathan Lee Riches (a.k.a. Bernard Madoff) is one of the chosen few.

In a recent court declaration, the Indiana inmate sued for custody of the eight kids of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the offspring of Octomom Nadya Suleman.

Oh, and in a political bombshell, Frances Quinn Hunter, the love child of Rielle Hunter believed to have been fathered by John Edwards, is apparently his too!

Riches also wants custody, for some reason, of the kids on ABC’s soap opera All My Children, and is demanding a paternity test on Bristol Palin’s son Tripp.

Guess he’s not entirely sure he’s the father and not Levi Johnston.

Jon Gosselin is totally off the hook for child support now!

More little-known facts revealed in Jonathan Lee Riches’ lawsuit:

• He met Kate Gosselin at a Harrisburg, Pa., Long John Silvers, where they dined on octopus before he accompanied her to a fertility clinic in 2002, at which point his “sperm was added to the mix.” At least he got his dates right.
• TLC really stands for Torturing Little Children (he may have a point there).
• Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids (a stretch, but we’ll buy it).
• He has nude pics of Jon and Deanna Hummel at a Holiday Inn Express.
• He is seeking “federal custody” of his 16 kids (whatever that means).
• He has already sued Brad Pitt (he cites “Riches vs. Pitt”), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Hannah Montana and Black History Month (!?), all of whom/which may or may not be in possession of his sperm.

This has been a lackluster season of Dancing with the Stars.

That has a lot to do with the abundance of Z-list celebrities, as few viewers got excited over Louie Vito or Mark Dacascos. But it also has a lot to do with another factor:

The absence of Julianne Hough.

The bombshell is on temporary leave from the show, as she pursues her country music dreams. We wish her the best of luck in this endeavor, but we also wish she’d reconsider and entertain us each week on DWTS. Also, it would be nice if she posed nude at some point.

Julianne did at least make news this week by dyeing her classic blonde locks a light shade of brown. Check out the new look below and weigh in with your opinion on it…

Which hair color do you prefer on Julianne Hough?