Reuters - Comedy “Valentine’s Day’ was like a box of chocolates to movie fans over the weekend, landing atop North American box office charts and helping treat major U.S. movie studios to record holiday ticket sales.
Britney Spears is about the only celebrity we can think of whose ideal Valentine’s Day consists of a trip to McDonald’s and Target, but that was the case yesterday.
Boyfriend and agent Jason Trawick pandered to Britney’s desires by chauffeuring his lady love to the popular fast food restaurant and big box store February 14.
What a gentleman.
Some stars like Speidi try to act like high rollers. Others think super-sizing a meal is all you need to win your lover’s heart. You want fries with that, darlin’?
Now if these two could only pull it together a bit in terms of their appearance. Wow, guys. This gives new meaning to the term ridin’ dirty … as in unclean:
Britney Spears and Jason Trawick venture out into the sunlight to go on a special, romantic date. No word yet on whether they survived this harrowing experience.
Not to sound critical, but is Jason looking gaunt, exhausted and worse for the wear? Has he lost weight? Is he trying to get Jamie to fire him and cut him loose?
Eh, as long as they’re happy. Click to enlarge more Jason Trawick and Britney Spears pictures for a further glimpse of their romantic Valentine’s Day outing …
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag never let a holiday go by without the obligatory photo shoot. Or the obligatory plastic surgery or 10 in her case. Just disgusting.
What would Valentine’s Day be without a pimp treating his favorite ho to a romantic suite in the Ceasar’s Palace resort, decorated by Frederick’s of Hollywood?
Nothing, if you’re Speidi.
The latest round of Heidi Montag plastic surgery was on full display in Sin City. As you can see, Spencer Pratt’s cash cow is now more cyborg than human …
As you can see in the photo gallery below (if you have a strong stomach), The Hills star received numerous gifts, including basques, a babydoll nightdress, heart embellished stockings, Champagne and chocolate-dipped strawberries.
Nauseating.
Later in the evening, Heidi and Spencer Pratt hosted a Valentine’s bash at the resort’s Pure nightclub. After that? You don’t even wanna know what happened.
It likely involved Heidi Montag nude. Just saying. We don’t have that here, but close. Click to enlarge this display of grossness from the gruesome twosome …
[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
